NEXT THING YOU KNOW

If every moment's

such

a precious 

possession, 

then—

how the fuck do they

always manage

to change-
up all the

billboards—

when you're not 

paying attention?

*

Your desiccated liver pills
expired last month.

In another hundred 

years, your bones'll be chalk.

The prospect of protective containers is starting
to look like a marketing gimmick.

But if life is not a gift, then it must
be just—a bargain.