Most days, it's 
a struggle
just getting out 
of bed in the 
morning—because after 
all 
these years, you still
can't recall—
which name 
they're using
to call
your generation, 
so you're
never quite sure 
which side 
is the wrong one—let alone
what clothes 
you're 
supposed to put on. All 
you really 
have to go 
on, is—the fact that,
later on, 
you'll greedily eat—porridge
of yogurt and almonds and berries and granola—
as if there never 
was any
gasoline shortage.