Sitting rumpled
damp and
lowdown—in a nonetheless
trumped-
up and
loud pivoting chair—my slippery 
existence 
starts to dilate
while I'm waiting—
accosted by several thinlipped
and skinny 
iced tea offers and
such chill!
satellite 
radio blasting;
even the crumpled up 
hair on my head
is starting to feel
a little 
less real 
than I'm sure it did 
just a minute before—on curious
account of this
insidiously 
frigid air! currently—snaking
like heck
around this little chrome
hell of a barbershop.
