Wednesday, May 13, 2026

THE GOD OF TRUTH

          Sometimes we have to settle for mere 
          opinions or guesswork, but the god of truth 
          is better served by attendant deities such as 
          reason, justification, and objectivity. 
               —Simon Blackburn, On Truth 


The truth about truth 
is that the truth is 
no divinity; 

it's more like a manic 
pixie in a rom-com. 

We assume it's enough 
to seek it—
to discover it, but 

in practice, we often must 
court and humor;

we must take it 
on fabulous trips with 
our Christmas bonus; 

we must call it 
"god" or "goddess;" we must  
placate and cajole.

And even so, 
capricious as it is, 
we know 

it might freak out 
or ditch us at any moment—

and before it hops 
on to the back 
of the softail 

with our idiot rival 
who lives down the hall, 

the spiteful truth 
might tell us 
it hopes we slit our wrists, 

or that it's better 
off without us—so 
don't bother to call.