Saturday, May 16, 2026

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE

When have you ever 
done anything 
for the first time

Can you strike an unheard 
chord on an even-
tempered keyboard, 

or hit a fresh 
vein in a tapped-
out mine? 

I say: imitation 
is not flattery but 
mandatory;

iteration, less theft 
than emphasis—a frictionless 
way to underline. 

I say:
those whose ambition 
is "make it again"

may yet build ships 
to Byzantium 
out of repetition, 

but those who admonish 
"make it new" 
are just as sure 

to lose next month's 
rent check to 
fantasy football. 

I say: to plagiarize your 
soul's last will 
without a single citation;

to rebroadcast thoughts
in syndication
without getting caught;

to mix quotes of the Greats 
without the need to pay 
their estates a dime—

perhaps that 
is art's one and 
only perfect crime.