When we're not
teaching children
"birds of a feather,"
it's because we're busy
watching television—
or whichever
events currently
aggregate as such.
You won't want
to miss a second
of the
currently trending
"When Opposites Attack."
*
Listen up. Listen in.
A critical-
mass viral
load of new pronouns
can
in rare instances
be followed
by the uproarious
and involuntary
expectoration of verbs.
Might as well
try
to keep the sun
from rising
as dare to dam
up the loud
laugh of semantic
drift.
*
It is difficult,
but not
impossible to imagine
never having
to live
through any of this
again.
