There are literally so many increasing- ly accelerating—billions and billions of tingling little pieces of information surging— invisibly ineluctably out in all directions— and countless effulgent bold tantalizing inter- galactic globular clusterfucks of possible worlds they could create—that it's never felt stranger— yet more apropos— to just keep on pawing at this smart little screen on the toilet until each of my two legs—falls uncomfortably fast asleep.
Sitting rumpled damp and lowdown—in a nonetheless trumped- up and loud pivoting chair—my slippery existence starts to dilate while I'm waiting— accosted by several thinlipped and skinny iced tea offers and such chill! satellite radio blasting; even the crumpled up hair on my head is starting to feel a little less real than I'm sure it did just a minute before—on curious account of this insidiously frigid air! currently—snaking like heck around this little chrome hell of a barbershop.
Seeking only license—still the zealous stop-at-nothing young—are stirred to dig and just dig down— eager and wanton—to remake and remake more deeply all the earthly letters! Not to mention reshuffle all the numbers—in order to keep the story going—and so on it goes— long before and after those pretty inartistic looking carved-out dashes which themselves seek only silence.
Move along quick— strange- looking Ashland Avenue back- alley trash man! This ain't your plain- old—or whatever busted- up manila rocket ship! Really weird— how we'd been furiously searching—the entire universe for another dead ringer for planet Earth! before crash- landing old Frigidaire here on the corner— of what looks like the same one? Though honestly I guess we'll actually never know—for sure.