Here you go, son;
here's your very own
loaded gun—
now remember, an eyeball
never stops seeing
what it looks at,
even with its heavy lid blinked;
so be sure to be
careful with
where you choose to point it—
and by careful, I mean steady;
and by steady,
I mean absolutely
certain that you're right;
and by certain, I mean
convinced;
and by right, I mean not
too unhappy.