Listen; once you finally get tired
of looking-
up the word misery
in the rhyming dictionary,
I have a better idea
to help ease the tension
between longing to seem
vaguely similar
while also appearing so
strikingly individual.
All you have to do from
now on, is always make
sure to carry your very
correctness with you—
as if it were a cherished
trinket on some
shimmering necklace.
Futility!—they'll whisper
whenever they see you
out at parties;
such a costly and un-
touchable point of view!
