Oh lord,
we're through
competing with you—
the winters
no longer seem to
last until June.
We're now working-out
periodically
to keep moral
and, turns out, we
can just eat certain
virtuous foods—oh,
and we've also started
following
NASA on Facebook.
It's pretty cool:
Instead
of heaven,
we're allowed—
all these
earth-like planets.
But
you'll be
glad to know
that still—
no, not everyone
gets to go.