Wait wait
wait—so let
me get this straight;
the whole stupid race—ain't even
quite
finished yet
when its
oldest—and by
far the most
famous
strider—just face-
plants and
gets disqualified?—Dang,
guess maybe it was just
starting to look
too pretty?
too pretty—too
pretty tired—after
mile-
after-magnificant-
ly mucilaginous mile!
of strivin'
so hard—
to constantly keep all that
goddamned and
hot runny
calcium—ossified!
