Tuesday, September 3, 2013

WHAT YOU LEARNED ON SUMMER VACATION

—And 
after the Adler 
Planetarium—you distinctly remember:

that despite the unfathomably
black and
cold vastness—

of inter-
galactic 
deep space!—your father

simply couldn't 
sanitize his hands 
fast enough 

upon pissing—a little 
city gas

into the hot-
tempered family van.